Reviewed: Project Hail Mary, Ready or Not 2, The AI Doc
Top 3: Ryan Gosling Movies
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Stardate 03232026. Producer’s Log:
My name is KP Fujiwara, producer for the galaxy’s greatest movies podcast: CinemaJaw. I’m alone in space due to a podcast recording gone wrong. There’s nobody around me. I’ve got nothing but a rock monster and my prized collection of Ryan Gosling Blu Rays to keep me company.
If you’re reading this, I’ve included the podcast that got me stuck out here in this endless abyss. In it, Matt K and Ry The Movie Guy discuss Project Hail Mary starring Ryan Gosling – it explains the DVDs and the rock monster.
The boys also list the best Gosling movies in this episode as well as two other reviews. The good old days from before I was lost in space… A time when we **COULD** talk about how Ready or Not 2 was a completely unasked for sequel and the new documentaries we caught like The AI Doc.
But I can’t go back now. Even if I did make it back to Earth, so much time has passed that I wonder if I would even recognize it. No. Impossible.
This is my life now. Me. Ryan Gosling. And the rock monster I still haven’t provided context for.
I have to go now.
-KP
