{"id":5648,"date":"2025-12-01T01:17:44","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T07:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cinemajaw.com\/wordpress\/?p=5648"},"modified":"2025-12-01T01:18:21","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T07:18:21","slug":"review-o-rama-arco-eternity-rental-family-conan-the-barbarian-2011-cinemajaw-727","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemajaw.com\/wordpress\/review-o-rama-arco-eternity-rental-family-conan-the-barbarian-2011-cinemajaw-727\/","title":{"rendered":"Review-O-Rama: Arco, Eternity, Rental Family, Conan The Barbarian (2011) | CinemaJaw 727"},"content":{"rendered":"[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1764564825491{margin-bottom: 0px !important;}”]\n

Reviewed: Arco, Eternity, Conan The Barbarian (2011), Rental Family
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I am 7 pounds heavier. My bank account is remarkably low after winning a death match over a TV. And I think my family might never get together again. So it\u2019s been the typical American family\u2019s Thanksgiving Jawheads.<\/p>\n

And if you guys weren\u2019t full enough already – lemme tell ya, Matt and Ryan overcooked this one. We\u2019ve got a special Review-O-Rama with FOUR dip-dang reviews this week!<\/p>\n

We start with the animated art-house flick Arco. A little peak into the afterlife with Eternity, a rom com staring Miles Teller and Elizabeth Olsen, comes up next. Matt caught up with the 2011 Conan The Barbarian movie (as a reference to that trivia a few weeks back) – and that\u2019s\u2026 real life. Like I\u2019m not kidding we went there and it\u2019s spicy. Lastly, we take it all home with Brenden Fraser\u2019s Rental Family\u2026 (Like, the new movie he\u2019s in titled: Rental Family\u2026 Not his own personal family that he happens to rent. I don\u2019t know anything about Brenden Fraser\u2019s family and don\u2019t want to be sued for defamation and libel).<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a big one guys. And Ryan\u2019s drunk on champagne. Matt\u2019s crying and arguing with his brother. It\u2019s a simpler time before we knew this was exhausting. And we all love you.<\/p>\n

Take her EZ babes,<\/p>\n

-KP<\/p>\n

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