Reviewed: Marty Supreme, Primate, Wake Up Dead Man
Top 5: Scenes of 2025
Guest: Mark Dujsik
Monthly Theme: Ben Affleck
Oookeeee okeeee. Oou ouuh oh. Oookeee.
And for those of us who are *NOT* capuchins – let me translate this episode’s writeup:
We’re reviewing Primate BABYYYY. It’s our first review of 2026, and Matt, Ryan and myself are known to be kinda like our furry ancestors, so we were excited to find out if this new horror film will drive us bananas.
AND – to contrast this show’s hosts being monkey-adjacent, we have THE HARDEST working critic on the planet; our friend Mark Dujsik! And I’m not kidding – the guy goes ape s*** insane on watching movies. He’s always in the ball park of 500+ movies a year. He’s a friend of the show. He’s a hell of a critic. And we couldn’t be happier to have him in on all our monkey business.
Plus, c’mon guys. We’ve been off for 3 weeks eating leaves and bananas. And we didn’t spend all that time picking flies off our backs. We also grabbed some movies from last year that we wanted to review too! We’ve got the ping pong… I mean *table tennis* flick Marty Supreme. And we even logged on to Netflix to screen the new Knives Out film, Wake Up Dead Man.
Plus… listen… If you couldn’t tell by the bad monkey jokes already – this is KP writing this week’s writeup. And let. Me. Tell. YOU: this is the best trivia week of my life, because we are playing MONKEY MOVIE TRIVA!!!!! I cannot emphasize enough how much I like monkeys guys. I wish every week was monkey movie trivia week.
This is a good one! We’re welcoming in 2026 with our bests… our at the very least – our most… *us*. We’re ready to rock the new year with y’all.
Love,
-KP
