Reviewed: The Weight, Forgotten Island, Primetime
Trivia: Ethan Hawke Movie Trivia
Monthly Theme: Ethan Hawke
Sup alphas!!! Welcome to ProteinJaw where we’ve got a good episode talking about the best macros to include in your lunch, meal prepping recipes and how to maximize efficiency in your tooth brushing routine as we talk about The Weight!!…
…oh… what’s that?
Uhhh… Listen guys, I’ve got some awkward news. I misunderstood what it was we were doing in this episode when Ryan told me we’re talking about The Weight. Apparently, we’re not giving out fitness advice and life hacks like they do in the douchbag podcasts.
So where does that leave us? With a review of The Weight? That gold smuggling movie starring Ethan Hawke? Ohhhh right. That makes way more sense. It is Ethan Hawke month after all!
Plus, if it looks like we’ve got ourselves a REVIEW-O-RAMA bayybeeeee!! We caught the new animated flick Forgotten Island, which is made by the Dreamworks team that brought us Puss In Boots: The Last Wish. And, we also have a review of Primetime! That’s the newest R-Patt movie about To Catch A Predator and that whoooooooole web of weird and disturbing stuff.
Also, and this one is absolutely wild so brace yourselves accordingly guys, WE’RE BRINGING BACK TRIVIA!! This is huge and this is exciting.
Honestly, wow – all of that sounds way better than the Man-o-sphere exercising episode I thought. I am so glad we’re talking movies this week instead.
Sorry again about that little miscommunication at the beginning there. Maybe next time for all those out there who were seriously excited to get bro-coded lifting advice from a transexual cyclist.
Love you all,
-KP
