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Within the Horror genre there is a character archetype that is consistent and riveting. The fem finale, the One-Who-Got-Away, the lone survivor, valued for their blood curdling  SCREAM! They are the Matriarchs of Mayhem… the Scream Queens! These are the women who defy the role of damsel in distress and often become the hero or the aggressor. They make it to the end of horror films whit their life intact and that alone makes them noteworthy. Some of the greatest actresses of all time have had this title, so we examine our top 5.

The guest this episode? None other than Professor John Otterbacher of  Tribeca Flashpoint Academy. Professor O. tells us about his new project documenting the interesting world of pop art movie posters for his upcoming film Officially Limited in addition to helping the boys with his own top 5 list of Scream Queens.  Its a scream!

I for an I: Paranormal Activiy 4
Reviewed This Episode: Argo, Hotel Transylvani, Pirates Band of Misfits, Chico & Rita
CinemaWAR: Which horror franchise would you rather be stuck in, Halloween or Friday the 13th?

No that’s not a typo. That is how he spells his name.

Summer is ending, and that got the folks at CinemaJaw thinking about all the great times we have had at the beach this season. Not to mention all the great beach movies there are out there. So we waxed up our surfboards for one last wave this season, the Best Beach Movies. Our intrepid hosts do, after all, need some people to spot them, so they invited John Otterbacher and Justen Naughton to join the panel and act as lifeguards on this expedition.

John and Justen are the Producer and Writer/Director (respectively) of a great new film about to hit DVD, that our own Matt K has called “the Clerks of Lifeguard Movies.” RIFFRAFF is a coming-of-age comedy about lifeguards on Chicago’s North Avenue Beach over the course of a summer. The film stars Robert Belushi and Ben Wells, and is the debut feature of writer/director Justen Naughton. Chryssie Whitehead and Katie O’Hagan co-star, and the film was produced by John Otterbacher and David J. Miller. So who better to chime in on Best Beach Movies than this pair? Plus you will get Justen and John on I for an I, CinemaWAR, Guest v. Host Trivia and a whole lot of laughs!

It should also be noted that Matt K and Ry the Movie Guy will be hosting the DVD release party of RIFFRAFF at the Original Mothers (26 W Division, Chicago) on Sept 8th at 7pm. So mark your calendars and bring your autograph books… because that Belushi kid just might be there. It is FREE to get into this event for anyone 21 and older. Please join us!

So slather on that coco butter, and double knot those bikini tops, because just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water: CinemaJaws hit the beach!
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Reviewed This Episode: Dont be Afraid of the Dark, Win Win, The Beaver
I for an I: Contagion
CinemaWAR!: Should Hollywood keep making American versions of foreign films?